This song is about Ivan
The Albanian kid who showcased his penis in Primary School
Little girls were watching, I bet they were birdwatching (bet bet)
Opens his mouth like a dog about to drool
He’s gonna get of that ice-cream a scoop- scoop (woop wopp)
Putting some fudge under his nuts
Drinkin’ golden Eagle cause it’s in his blood
Making his family tree really proud
Makin’ money like it’s never enough
That’s my guy, my guy, right there
Wearing the same hoodie from the other day (crusty)
Eating some burgers at Five… Guys (krusty)
Scratching his balls like it’s five …. Gays (slay)
He better be careful or he’ll get run over
He’s not looking at both ways, it’s like a game-over
We makin’ ‘em bands, we makin’ turnover
Over over, bet everything on black
Or better red (red)
Choose that motherfucking colour
Cause we making some cash
Came outside all… all.. fre-fresh
Look my Manny from Handy Manny
Big thighs like a goth girl, no it’s a handy-handy boy
The gait is crippled like a handy-cappy boy
Fidgeting things around like they were toys (not my penis please)
This song is really dumb, so we been havin’ fun
There was an eclipse tonight I didn’t wear the protective specs
Let me inspect
Yo booty (damn)
Miss Ivan you got at the back a whole bounty (uhhh)
Scratchin his balls and then takin a sip-sniff (smells like bark)
Plays risk of rain two
Goes for a number two
At 1 a-m. with red rimmed eyes
That’s my guy (guy)