[RAP RAT]
Hit-hit-hit the lights! Buckle in!
All the players are here and the game can begin
So relax and we’ll do the big hello!
You were cool! You were hot-hot!
Used to call all the shots
That was then, now you’re not even dirt
Just combatants in my big-big show!
I've been down-down-down on my luck like you
A clown-clown clowning around, a true disaster, sad, and remiss
Til fate gave me a real cheese twist!
I was chow-chow-chowin my morning bowl
When down-down-down in the box, a whole
VHS tape plain as a pea
With the power to shape infinity!
Now it’s my game! My game! You’re gonna say my name! My name! You can try to survive, but I think your chances are thin
You’re playin’ by my rules, my rules! So goodbye fools, bye, fools!
You’re in my house now, and the mouse house always wins
Before we begin, and you’re properly bested
Let’s have a look at our fea-feature contestants!
I-I-I see duds! I see schmucks! I see wannabe Gods who are all outta luck
You’re just fools, You are nothing without your toys!
[PRESTON]
Y-you better quit messin' with us, or we’ll-
[RAP RAT]
Or you’ll what? Do me in? I’ve got Munster-ous might
There’s no way you can win!
I’m the boss, You’re just static in all the noise
[2017X]
You think you can just push around-
[RAP RAT]
You’re a nut! You’re a fake! You’re a child! A mistake! I’ve seen flakes
But this takes the proverbial cake!
Looks like my world’s all out of visas, clowns!
Each breath, your power decreases, wow!
Still playing the game, but YOU’RE PIECES, NOW!
And it’s my game, my game! And my time came, time came
Let me level with you: your leveling’s all for naught!
Under my brand new power, There’s nothing you can do but cower!
So bow down, and be the heroes time forgot!
There’s no escape from my rat race! You’re out of time…
You rolled the dice, you’ll pay the price, Your life is mine!
AHAHAHAHA!