I'm sorry to announce that the 25th Annual Surf Competition's been cancelled to [?] enthusiasm
[Disappointed/Shocked crowd SFX]
If only someone with a little bit of passion could show up we might have some light in this event
Until then unfortunately the event is postponed indefinitely
[Crowd murmuring SFX]
[Mic tapping/feedback SFX]
Hold on ladies and gentlemen!
Is that the... Grominator!?