[Lyrics]
Braggadocious, so douche baggy with all the boastin’
Flow’s in the bag, this cat’s ferocious
Holdin’ this tommy gun, sendin’ you to heaven like a Tom and Jerry episode; you cats out the bag and the hoes infatuated, dote on the fact I’m so attractive and I’m a dope rapper; contrast me with electromagnets
Every word spoken left the girls wet
A walking encyclopedia, the young mental giant like I have cerebral edema the way my brain swells and I’m psychopathic, just brandishin’ some lyrical daggers and I’m sharp with it, I’m sharp witted
I stagger ‘em with verses that’s perplexin’, fast rhythm and clever tracks
They’re flabbergasted, gaspin’ when they glance at my accomplishments and grasp that I’m a cut above the average
I have fans across the planet at 17 years of age; I’m Dave Kunst and have walked around the map already and I’m rather eminent
Respected by heavyweights in the game and you wait, next is Eminem
You can downright doubt however I’ll endeavour to ensure that aspiration happens, a man who keeps his word; Jack in A Thousand Words
Leavin’ girls mesmerized with my nerdy vibe, a mastermind
They yearnin’, pine for yours truly even I’m surprised they’re highly enamored of my long hair; I’m Einstein or Shakespeare
Guys are backbitin’ now, might dice ‘em/Mike Tyson
They’re spiteful and tight, green eyed monsters; steamed up as The Hulk
Douche and hoes like my stories, goin’ out their minds, just materialize under my comments
I couldn’t find the sum, some I’ve no idea
They just come into sight, dyin’ to get noticed and the strange bit too is this didn’t took place to me prior to this time
So if I’m too insanely braggadocious, go take a damn hike