[Verse 1]
One day I decided to go to the store
Had to cop a book, figure out the lore
I dive away, just like a swan
A kid's on fire, the show must go on
[Chorus]
A baby's drowning, but the show must go on
Cat gets his balls cut, the show must go on
A car crash happens, the show must go on
Someone has a voice crack, the show must go on
Logan Paul shows up, the show must go on
Someone's hanging out, the show must go on
The list is revealed, the show must go on
The house gets egged, the show must go on
[Outro]
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