[Chorus]
I'm gonna poop my pants
Only got a quarter dollar in my pocket
I'm, I'm, I'm pooping, looking for a toilet
This is fucking gruesome
[Verse 1]
Walk into the store like "What up? Here comes a big fart"
Nah, I just dumped, I did a shit at a Walmart
Poop on the floor sure takes some beating
The people like, "Damn, buddy, what you eating?"
Wading in ankle deep, headed to the sit-down
Dressed in all white but now everything's turning brown
Washing off in the sink, guy standing next to me
Probably should've closed his mouth, flecks of poop flying free
(Piss)
Oh shit, there's a taco truck, friends
[Chorus]
I'm gonna poop my pants
Only got a quarter dollar in my pocket
I'm, I'm, I'm pooping, looking for a toilet
This is fucking gruesome
I'm gonna poop my pants
Only got a quarter dollar in my pocket
I'm, I'm, I'm pooping, looking for a toilet
This is fucking gruesome
[Bridge]
I'll wear these poop-stained clothes
My show's unwatchable
I took a big-ass dump
On the grift shop that's my show
I'll wear these poop-stained clothes
My show's unwatchable
I took a big-ass dump
On the grift shop that's my show
[Chorus]
I'm gonna poop my pants
Only got a quarter dollar in my pocket
I'm, I'm, I'm pooping, looking for a toilet
This is fucking gruesome