[Intro: Cyborg]
Ohhhhhhhhhh!
[Verse: Cyborg & Starfire & Cyborg]
She called you uncle 'cause your jokes are lame!
And you’re far from funny; it's a crying shame!
When you hear them crickets, you're the one to blame!, (Ha-ha-ha-ha)
It is not the cool if you ask me
You’re acting like a glibnort, do you see?
It's the U to the N the C-L-E!
Uncle jokes are bad for you and me!
[Interlude: Cyborg & Both & All]
You know them uncle jokes are just not funny!
Them uncle jokes are just not funny!
Them uncle jokes are just not funny!
[Refrain: Starfire & Cyborg & Starfire]
Don't tell them uncle jokes no more. (Uh!, You heard that one he told yesterday?! Oh man! That was horrible!)
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't tell them uncle jokes no more
[Outro: Beast Boy]
Man, those uncle jokes are crunchy!