[Verse 1]
There's a lazy person
And a brand-new pair of Nike sneakers
There's a lonely person
Drinkin' a Coca-Cola
There's a loser
Buyin' a New York lotto ticket
And a pressed person trying to cheer up
Checkin' out a Disney Movie
Overweight person prayin' and slammin' tryin' to get into a pair of Calvin Kleins
[?], sad person, trying to be an artist with the help of a Kodak camera
There's a boring person
Seein' and drinkin' a rolling rock
[Chorus]
I am the only one who loves you
I am the only one who cares for you
I'm the only one who really cares for you
[Verse 2]
Five roommates in a studio apartment
Smoking camels
There's a trust-fund cocaine addict
Looking for a bargain in Tower Outlet record store
Divorced mother of three
Standing in the self-help section of the Barnes & Noble across the street from a credit card [?]
Look at the one ass and the Starbucks
Middle-aged man who just masturbated in the mere and buttons up it Buttonfly, Levi's, temporary work in the financial district
Standing in line at Kinkos, there's guitar player, lives with his girlfriend
Watch the Panasonic television
[Chorus]
I am the only one who loves you
I am the only one who cares for you
I'm the only one who really cares you
[Verse 3]
Hank Williams, now on sale for only a dollar ninety-nine in the Tower Outlet Record Store
Pick up The Clash
Combat Rock
The good out my [?] dollar ninety-nine, Tower Outlet Record Store
Janis Joplin
Only dollar ninety-nine, in the Tower Outlet Record Store
Pick up Bob Marley, on sale for only dollar ninety-nine, at Tower Outlet Record Store
Johnny Cash
On sale
Dollar ninety-nine, Tower Outlet Record Store
John Lee Hooker, on sale
It's a good deal, dollar ninety-nine
Pick up Quiet Riot, on sale
Dollar ninety-nine
[Chorus]
I am the only one who loves you
I am the only one who cares for you
I'm the only one who really cares you
[Verse 4]
Members of The Clash have been sighted in New York City buying New York lotto tickets
Janis Joplin
Leans back, takes a drag on her Camel cigarette
The first person you ever made love to is checking out a video from Blockbuster
Your mom
She's getting her teeth cleaned, getting ready for bed
Brushing with press
Muddy waters
Mississippi Delta blues, leans back, [?]
There's a girl with a broken heart
Walking down the street, listening to the Mystery Band on her Sony Discplayer
Woody Duckbree
Goes into Tower Outlet Record Store, finds Woody Duckbree
Dollar ninety-nine
[Chorus]
I am the only one who loves you
I am the only one who cares for you
I am the only one who really cares-
I am the only one who loves you
I am the only one who cares for you
I am the only one who really cares for you