I’m so gitty she’s so pretty and that is perpetual
When i talk to all my friends i put her on a pedestal
I don’t know how she’s so perfect she is quite a spectacle
After like a year of dating we start getting sexual
Take her pants off and i didn’t know she had a penis
Like damn bro lowkey i can not even believe this
She said “you didn’t know i used to be a man”
And i said “fuck no you could’ve told me you were trans
Then i go home and i tell all the guys
But then they tell me the new niche is being bi
So they call me a transphobe and kick me out the group
Then i’m shocked like “what the fuck did i do?”
Now when i go out i’m publicly shamed
Cause now that girl* cuts her self and says that i am to blame
All because i didn’t wanna fuck a butt
And suck on her implanted cups
So i go to her place and apologize
And she says that it’s bull shit and i’m full of lies
And i said “i’m the liar? when you said you had a puss”
And then she dragged me inside and she called me a wuss
Then she strapped me down and tied me to the bed
And gave me some amazing, unforgettable head
So from that day i like fucking men
Or girls with dicks that used to be men