As to your party I'm invited
I thought I'd bring a friend
When you hear his name, you'll get excited
Cause he's the living in
The woman here are very friendly
See to your every need
Just leave your dopey hanging in the hall
Then you will succeed
Here's to you, Harold Dubbleyew
I really hate to trouble you
To our drink, just help yourself
But don't knock your pipe out on the mantleshelf
Margaret's here with dear old Anthony
His brownie in his hand
Just ask him questions on photography
Then you will understand
By half past three, the party is dwindling
The guests are going home
But Harold finds another thirkin
And pickles all along
Here's to you, Harold Dubbleyew
I really hate to trouble you
To our drink, just help yourself
But don't knock your pipe out on the mantleshelf
Hey, hey, hey
As to your party I'm invited
I thought I'd bring a friend
When you hear his name, you'll get excited
Cause he's the living in
The woman here are very friendly
See to your every need
Just leave your dopey hanging in the hall
Then you will succeed
Here's to you, Harold Dubbleyew
I really hate to trouble you
To our drink, just help yourself
But don't knock your pipe out on the mantleshelf
Margaret's here with dear old Anthony
His brownie in his hand
Just ask him questions on photography
Then you will understand
By half past three, the party is dwindling
The guests are going home
But Harold finds another thirkin
And pickles all along