The Doctor is in!
(Barry, from Gallifrey, Barry, from Gallifrey, Barry, from Gallifrey, Barry, from Gallifrey)
The Doctor... Demento
He drives a... TARDIS (TARDIS)
That top hat... Tuxedo
Noisemaker... TARDIS (TARDIS)
How'd you think that he stores all those albums, cassettes, and 45s
His studio is a TARDIS, it's bigger on the inside
That's how we know that he's a Time Lord
He's here [when the smogberry trees won't leave?]
Companions, like Weird Al, and Luke Ski
Carla Ulbrich, Victor Morgon
[?], Barnes and Barnes
Allen Sherman
You can keep Liberace, and Lawrence Well
Even Sunny and Cher
I'd rather have Devo Spice, Worm Quartet
And Thomas Lehrer, and use new math
Just like a Time Lord... DJ
With comedy songs
(Barry, from Gallifrey, Barry, from Gallifrey, Barry, from Gallifrey, Barry, from Gallifrey)