So you're a big celebrity
Sellin' coke at the Ritz
You're a star dummy
In town you break little girls' hearts
Big deal in Cincinnati you're
Nowhere on the charts
You're a bar star
I think i know who you are
You're a bar star
You're not too bright
You won't get very far - bar star
You think you're hot
But you're all gas
You must think the sun
Shines out your ass
Every time you rise from a stool
You're the shining example of a fool