Tyler, The Ceator - McMonkeyfinger

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[intro: jaylenboy4] April 29th, i went to a burger king And then realized how mean the staff was So i kinda yelled at them, and they kind of, they They kind of got their pitchforks and fires out and shit So that, that's what they did They poked me and then they flew me over to wendy's But wendy's didn't want me so They kind of kicked me into the greatest place ever And that place is... [piano interlude] [verse 1: jaylenboy4] So i finally see myself at the entrance At the beautiful place in the wilderness-ness This is the place where i need to be The place where i need my cheese and meat Cheese and bur-ger-ger-ger Ni-ni-ni-ni-(n word) Hey look now, look now, i'm canonically black You know, um, yeah, i, i'm black I'm literally the face of the cheeseburger christmas special That, that's literally me, that's me I'm black, okay? okay, don't sue me Okay, please [verse 2: jaylenboy4] Fuck pedophiles, execute, burn them Fire them, fire them, fire them Fire them from this place, from this place We don't need no stinky men in here We need to deep-fry them With the mickey d's fries We need to burn all the pedophiles alive That's what we need to do in this establish-bleh Establishment is what i meant to say [verse 3: jaylenboy4] Ah, do you hear the rats burning in the deep fryer? Yes, you can, all the boys and girls Getting their little toys in the bags But the boys always end up getting the wrong toy Not, not, not, naughty not Not, not, not, not, not, not, not right here We are a fine establishment We won't let that happen and we'll give you the right toy There's a playground where you always miss your boys Kids and toys, kids and toys, boy, b-boy Girls, girls, girl-g-girls Sorry, we have to be woke now So, yeah, we have to include girls Which, trust me, woke media will- Woke liberal media is tryna get A billion dollar company to get woke Don't worry, don't worry all we have to do Is put a pride flag on a profile picture, and we're good [bridge 1: jaylenboy4] But everything changed when i walked into mickey d's I found a shoe and a penny, what can i do? So i did a little tap dance, and the tree sap came and said "what the fuck is this shit? i don't see-" What the fuck? Is that yoko ono? Hey, it's me, yoko ono Okay, fine, let me see Sorry, sorry... Fuck you, bitch [instrumental interlude] [skit: jaylenboy4] Wow, bitch, nicely done Wait, is she actually dead? Yeah You know what, this calls for a celebration! Right on, somebody cue the bells already! [bridge 2: jaylenboy4] Me with the floor show kicking with your torso Boys getting high and the girls even more so Wave your hands if you're not with the man (ring-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-ding-ding) Can i kick it? yes you can (ring around the rosie, rosie, rosie, rosie) I got funk you got soul () We got everybody (raising cane's, i love raising cane's) Wait, that's not the song i was singing Wait, wait, wait, hold on No, i'm singing fucking robbie williams (< i="">) Nobody wants to hear that shit, wait (da, da, da, da, da, da, do Da, da, da, da, da, da, da Da, da, da, da, da, da, da) Um, okay, yeah, alright, there we- [verse 4: jaylenboy4] For the next two hours, your ass is mine Mcdonald's, mcdoubles, mcchicken, mccrispy deluxe Spicy bacon deluxe, big mac, small mac, mac big Big dick, gag gig, gaga, big mac, meg back With a, "can i get a extra mcchicken with that?" I want a hot furry so we can have sex with each other While we're laying in a bed and cumming on each other intimately I-i-, oh shit i don't know where that came from Um, i meant a... mcfurry, ah shit, uh, mcflurry Uh, mcbeaver [verse 5: jaylenboy4] I took it and i hid it And i hit it and i hit it And i fought it and i fucked it And i bit it and i shit it Oh, what are you gonna do about that? It's a cheeseburger rap, i fucking hate you Your name is clarence, you have a fat nose I'm gonna punch you right in the gut Then you're gonna fall off a cliff And you're gonna get impaled And you're gonna get ripped apart By a bunch of sharks who's gonna kill you And you're gonna get dizzy, and dizzy, and dizzy, and dizzy And dizzy, and dizzy, and dizzy, and dizzy And dizzy, and dizzy, and dizzy, and dizzy California, california, california, california California, california, california, california California, california, california, california California, california [outro: jaylenboy4, paul mccartney] Hey, do you want a fucking job? Well, you better apply to mcdonald's Only, um, it's across australia And, monkey finger, and shit You know what i'm saying? you know, you know We, uh, we from the west coast, you know West coast for life And, as in australia, i mean Australia, nevada, yeah, there we go, yeah Th-that's what i meant Um, yeah so apply now if you wanna get a job If not, then It's that-i, i don't know (ride, 'till i get to the bottom, and i see you again Yeah, yeah, yeah!)<>
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