[Verse 1]
I'm so sick of these life coaches
Those alpha-wannabe roaches
Confidently make delusion facts
Making slaves right off their backs
I don't need to be center of attention
A pathological invention
Egocentric, adulterated
[Chorus 1]
You're in love with a Gymbro
A steroid fuelled Gymbro
Hosts his own TV show
Look at his fake tan glow
His personality is
[Post Chorus 1]
Pass me the protein shake, pass me the protein shake
Pass me the protein shake, pass me the protein shake
Pass me the protein shake, pass me the protein shake
Pass me the protein shake, pass me the protein shake
(Shake!)
[Verse 2]
He's still a hater of One Direction
No wonder girls aren't on his erection
Thinks Matt Rife is the funniest guy
'Cause women aren't people in his eyes
Protein powder's mushed up his brain
The social change drives him insane
An aeroplane in a hurricane
[Chorus 2]
You're in love with a Gymbro
A steroid fuelled Gymbro
Admire the way he thinks so slow
Wears his shorts in the snow
His personality is
[Post Chorus 2]
Pass me the protein shake, pass me the protein shake
Pass me the protein shake, pass me the protein shake
Pass me the protein shake, pass me the protein shake
Pass me the protein shake, pass me the protein shake
[Post Chorus 3]
Pass me the protein shake, pass me the protein shake (you're in love with a Gymbro guy)
Pass me the protein shake, pass me the protein shake (you're in love with a Gymbro guy)
Pass me the protein shake, pass me the protein shake (you're in love with a Gymbro guy)
Pass me the protein shake, pass me the protein shake
[Outro]
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