All of the beer is gone
The only game we got is Pong
There's nothing going on tonight
There's nothing on TV
This boredom's killing me
And I'm not gonna be alright
But there's one thing we can do to alleviate the stress
The time for sitting around is done, it's time to make a mess
Let's break some furniture
Let's break some furniture
This table's [?], set fire to the playpen
Let's break some furniture
Let's break some furniture
Snap that fucking couch, and [?] your [?] again
Go!
"Well, this piece is an ottoman of Mongolian origin, circa 1836. From the inscriptions, I can tell you it is an original creation of Andy Warhol, making it an exceedingly rare piece because Warhol didn't make furniture, and this piece was made nearly a century before he was born. Normally I would expect this to go for auction for over 37 million dollars, however, as you can see, it has clearly been smashed into tiny pieces, and someone has written "Worm Quartet sucks" on it in rancid mayonnaise, so at auction today, I would expect this piece to fetch 37 French-Canadian and a used condom with a booger on it."
You see that dresser there? (yeah)
Mom says it's very rare
[?] ain't worth shit
Good luck sneaking down the stairs
Take an axe to all the chairs
Soon we won't have nowhere to sit
Now, you may say I'm violent, but to me it's just a game
It's good to get your anger out, recliners feel no pain
Let's break some furniture
Let's break some furniture
We'll make that La-Z-Boy go down with just a couple whacks
Let's break some furniture
Let's break some furniture
Let's see if that [?] guard can protect it from an axe
Mommy says [?] with anger in my heart
So why'd she get so angry when I tore her bed apart?
Daddy says just let it out, don't keep it bottled up
Now [?] a table you can fit into a cup
They're threatening to go and [?]
So they'll send me to bootcamp where they'll beat me 'til I'm well
My parents have so much to learn about young growing boys
If you don't want your stuff crushed then buy me cooler toys
Look, a monkey? Haven't you always wanted a fucking monkey?
Or some fucking art, like a fucking Picasso or a fucking Garfunkel
Or a fucking green dress, but not a real fucking green dress, that's cruel
Or a fucking K-car, a nice fucking reliant automobile
Or a fucking exotic pet, like a fucking llama or a fucking emu
Look, a monkey? Haven't you always wanted a fucking monkey?
(Uh, you said that.) (Oh.)